Monthly Archives: March 2012

The customs of the country

Cigarette butts must be thrown down with a flick of contempt and look of disdain. Smoldering cigarettes may lie as they are or be extinguished with grinding motion of the ball of the foot. Brass ashtray stands are strictly decorative and may not be used for cigarette butts.

Garbage cans need not be used if it is easier to  simply drop the garbage on the ground.

Any car horn sounded must last a minimum of five seconds. If a car within fifteen meters of you begins to honk, you must honk your horn as a sign of solidarity,  honking for the minimum aforesaid duration. Continue Reading