The recent vice-president debate reminded our team about a small project from a few months ago. We set it aside, but as it’s getting towards election time, we’ll wait no longer.
We know he doesn’t like fact checking, and who can blame him? I mean, who is this guy? Nobody knows, including him.
He’s not sure about his name: James Donald Bowman, James David Hamel, JD Vance.
He’s not sure about his beliefs: Trump’s a Nazi. I love you Big DT.
He’s not sure who he is: a hillbilly who married outside the clan and, gasp, outside the race! Why couldn’t he just find a spouse at a family reunion like hillbillies usually do?
The man is fluid in so many ways. Like a weather vane, he blows with the wind.
We can’t help him regain his integrity or explain his exotic spouse to all those Fox blondes, but at least we can help the politician, currently know as JDV, figure out what his next name should be!
Introducing the Name That Veep Name-o-Tron™. Our crack team of liberal arts majors are busy debugging the occasional technical problem; we’ll just call it beta.